Eddie and I cleaned out a closet this past weekend and I've unearthed some old gems. I was looking through some middle school yearbooks. I have learned something in all these years. I'm older and wiser. I will spread the wisdom:
In May of 2002 I married into it. My married name can be mispronounced to sound like the word mayonnaise. When he was small, my husband said that other children would make fun of his name; they'd call him, "Eddie Mayonnaise." I never had any cool nicknames like that. It's half mine now.