World’s First Dog Butt Hole Ventriloquist

May 2004- Eddie and I drive 4 hours to pick up a dog we've adopted from petfinder.com. We've seen his picture, fallen in love, applied to adopt him, had our house inspected, our references checked and paid $150. We picked up the CUTEST DOG ON THE PLANET and journeyed 4 hours back home the day after my 28th birthday. Cody was my present.

He is our little boy.

October 2005- We're all sitting/laying on the couch together. Eddie reaches over and grabs my butt and says, "butt!" As if it were an unfinished sentence, I lift the dog's tail (which was pointing at Eddie's face) and sing, "HOLE!"

I know my lips moved. I'm not that great yet.